Monthly Archives: September 2015

Taters: Check Eggs: Check Onions: Check Butter: Check LETS COOK!

Been A while since I’ve updated this place. Even longer since I’ve updated with  FOOD POST! noms.

So. What shall I cook this time? *ponders*  …  EASY! -> taters!potaytoes

So. what shall I do with taters!

IDEA: ask twitter!

ingorethem

And then ignore them all! and attempt to make Potato Latkes!
and now off to whole foods and return with the things to make the stuff!

Here’s what I returned from Wholes Foods with!  (I can walk there)
20150915_212200YAY FOOD IN FOOD FORM THAT IS NOT READY FOR NOM!  (Wait…what?!)
…Also if you look up a recipe to latkes… you’ll notice a lack of my flour ownership…. BUYING THIS IS HARD. K.

oh wells! I’mm just start doing the things like chopping. and adding heat!

So, what shall I do now. Find pan!
20150915_212947I like big pans and I can not lie!  You other chefs can’t deny!

Let’s begin the process of Tater prep.
SKIN IT ALIVE MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
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OH MY, NAKED TATER! Do I need a censor bar for this?!
…also: I’m a murderer  :(
murdereBefore I eat your kind, CyberTaters. IMMA CHOP CHOP >:O
\m/

20150915_214002(I don’t own a cutting board… that I know of)

I swear I didn’t tear up cutting the onion….
20150915_214445(…I totally did though ;_;  )
also… even though I might smell good. DO NOT LICK THE RAW ONION.
its not very tasty….(life pro tips by pronto)

So, Taters: check, Onions: check….EGG TIME

20150915_214642Those are some mighty fine eggs if I say so myself.
time to get violent. AND BEAT THEM

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DIE EGGS DIE I END YOU. DIE DIE DIE DIE

now that the eggs are RIP. Time to butter the ban!
mmm butter.
20150915_215130while the fire is doing it’s thing to the butter. lets check the eggs and add onions to them!

20150915_215155if you look closely YOU CAN SEE ONION IN THE EGG. OMG

so time to add salt. I put it in the egg stuff because I didn’t know what else to do with it…

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….so, I failed pretty bad trying to open the salt.
IT’S NOT AN EASY PROCESS OKAY. -.-

 

LETS PUT THE CHOPPED TATERS ON THE HOT BIG PAN!
20150915_215500 20150915_215929 20150915_220302 20150915_220430:D FRY TATERS FRY!
So after that i let t hem fry some more. and added more butter. because butter.
who does not like butter!
Shy_Butters_by_Sonic_Gal007^_^

time for the EGG ONION MIXTURE (and more butter/ YES.)
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Egg! aww yeah!20150915_220640
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so @corq on twitter was jealous. and gave awesome idea of GARLIC.
I didn’t think I had any.BUT FOUND OUT I OWN GARLIC POWDER! YAY!

garlicTHANKS FOR THIS AMAZE IDEA!  mmm garlic (also proof I’m not a vampire!)

So I let it fry some more!  and here’s the finished noms.

 

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